Sunday, 27 October 2013

Wedding Anniversary SMS in English

One day a year to recognize         

One day a year to recognize
364 other days of putting up with me,
it doesn't seem fair.
Thank you for working so hard and putting up with me.
Happy Anniversary!
No one else         

No one else would understand our relationship,
and no one else in this world would understand me the way you do.
Happy Anniversary!
There Are Few Who Are So Lucky         

There Are Few Who Are So Lucky
To Have The Things You Do
Companionship And Friendship
And Loving Feelings, Too
As Friends We Wish These Pleasures
Will Last Forevermore
For We Know That You Will Ever Be
A Couple Whom We Adore
It Takes Two Special People         

It Takes Two Special People
To Make A Loving Pair
There's A Joy Just Being Around You
A Feeling I Love To Share
So Best Anniversary Wishes To You
Bringing Years Of Joy And Fun
May Each Year Keep Getting Better
I Hope The Good Times Have Just Begun
Happy Anniversary
Hoping That The Love         

Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago Is Still As Strong Today As It Was Then Bringing You Much Joy, Love And Happiness To Celebrate Again. Happy Anniversary
Life Best Tows Love’s Blessing         

Life Best Tows Love’s Blessing
On A Very Special Few
And I Believe It Happened
When Life Encountered You
You Are A Perfect Couple
In A Marriage That Is Blessed
May Your Love Shine Like A Beacon
A Guide For All The Rest
Till Death Do Us Part         

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart, If You Should Say
Do You Still Love Me. I’d Say, Till Death Do Us Part, Happy Anniversary
Blessed With Love, Joy         

Happy Anniversary and May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy and Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives


Joining With You In Celebrating       

Joining with you in celebrating another year in love, Happy Anniversary
A Time To Celebrate The Beauty       

A Time To Celebrate The Beauty, Gift, And The Blessing Of End During Love
Happy Anniversary
A House Is Built By Hands       

A House Is Built By Hands. But A Home Is Built By Hearts! You Can Live Without Something. If U Have Someone To Live For! Happy Marriage Anniversary
Marriage Anniversary Wish       

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love
Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives
You Are Truly a Blessing From God       

You Are Truly a Blessing From God
Thank You For Being My Partner, Spouse, Lover, And Friend
Happy Anniversary
Come Everyone Lets Give a Cheer       

Come Everyone Lets Give a Cheer
In Celebration of A Couple Dear
A Couple Who in Love Unite
And Are Seldom Cross and Hardly Fight
To A Couple Who Bring Joy to All
May You Laugh and Sing And Have A Ball
May Happiness Surround You Two
That Is What I Wish For You
Happy Anniversary
Happy Wedding Anniversary       

As we learn, let us share
As we take, let us give
As we weep, let us care
As we love, let us live
Best Wishes On Your
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Nothing In This World       

Nothing In This World could ever be
As wonderful as the love you’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Your Anniversary Marks The Day       

Your Anniversary Marks The Day
When You Both Said I Do
The Two of You Became As One
A Marriage Bright and New
Now Time Has Passed, Your Love Is Strong
You Passed The Early Test
Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time
Your Marriage Is The Kind That's Best
It’s Being for a Long Time       

It’s Being for a Long Time That
We Are Walking Holding Our Hands Together
I Can Still Remember the First Day
When I Got You in My Life
Your Presence Has Made the Day So Special
Which Has Come Again
Happy Anniversary
The Way You Love Me       

The Way You Love Me
The Way You Come In My Life
I Wish the Journey Should Never Be End
Till I Die
Thanks for Making the Day Special In My Life
Happy Anniversary
I'll Always Remember       

I'll Always Remember the Day I Married You
Without You My Love My Beauty I Don't Know What I'd do
You’re Loving and Thoughtful Just to Mention Two"
I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.
Happy Anniversary
Anniversary Wish for Lover       

On This Special Day
Best Wishes Go To U
That Ths Wonder full Luv You Share
Lasts Your Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary to You My Love
Happy Marriage Anniversary       

A House Is Built By Hands
A Home Is Built By Hearts
U Can Live Without Something
If U Have Someone To Live For
Happy Marriage Anniversary
Have Quite A Deep Connection       

Your Anniversary Is a Time
For Sharing Ur Affection
It's Obvious the Two of U
Have Quite A Deep Connection
Thanks For Coming In My Life       

All The Memories Have Brightened Again
The Same Day Has Come Again
It Feels Nice To Think Again
We Are Spending a Nice Life till Then
Thanks for Coming in My Life And
For Making the Day Special Now And Then
Happy Anniversary

Hope The Love Is Still Strong Today       

Hoping That the Love U Shared Years Ago
Is Still As Strong Today As It Was
Then Bringing U Much Joy, Love
And Happiness To Celebrate Again
Happy Anniversary
Romantic Anniversary Sms for Wife       

The Day When I Met You
The Day When I Proposed You
The Day When I Entered Into My Life
Has Come Again In Our Life
You Make My Life So Bright
My Love for You Will Never Be Light
I Still Love You My Dear Wife.
Happy Anniversary.
Word Just Three       

I Love You Are Word Just Three
Which Mean So Much on Our Anniversary
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart an There Forever Ever Stay
Happiness To Celebrate Again       

Hoping That The Love, You Shared Years Ago Is
Still As Strong Today, As It Was Then Bringing U
Much Joy Love And, Happiness To Celebrate Again
Happy Anniversary
Long After Our Anniversary       

Long After Our Anniversary And
This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away
Think Of the Thought behind It
Each And Every Day Happy Anniversary 
Another Year 2 Create       

Another Year 2 Create Precious Memories
Together another Year 2 Discover New
Things 2 Enjoy About Each Other Another
Year 2 Strengthen a Marriage That Defines
Forever Happy Anniversary
Till Death Do Us Part       

If I Met You Tomorrow, I Would Still
Give You My Heart, If You Should Say Do
You Still Love Me, I D Say till Death Do
Us Part, Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary       

A Paper Cut and Lemon Juice, Pizza And
Heartburn You and Me, Are Just A Few Things
That Aren't Supposed To Go Together But
Usually End Up That Way Happy Anniversary

How True My Feelings Were I Found       

How True My Feelings Were, I Found
Out to Be the Best Thing, In My Life Was When
You Married Me Thank You, My Loving Wife
For The Years We Share, I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make a Wonderful Pair
Happy Anniversary       

Happy Anniversary and May Your Marriage
Be Blessed With Love Joy and Companionship
For All the Years of Your Lives
Marriage Is That Relation       

Marriage Is That, Relation Between
Man and Woman, In Which The Independence
Is Equal, the Dependence Mutual An The Obligation
Reciprocal Best Wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
The Bouquet Of Love       

I Am Sending This Bouquet of Love To Say
That I Love You So Much I Hope I Say
It Often Enough I Want You To Know
It's True On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You That You Are
My Everything and My Love Is True
Happy Anniversary
That Special Day Is Here       

That Special Day Is Here Again
The Day We Took Our Vows
You Are Just As Special To Me
Today As You Still Get Me Aroused
Happy Anniversary Lover

Adult SMS in Tamil

Adult Sms          

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Adult Joke Sms          

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Adult Jokes Sms          

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
Adult Jokes          

Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Adult Sms          

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
Adult Sms          

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Adult Joke Sms          

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Adult Joke Sms          

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

Adult Joke Sms         

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Adult Jokes Sms         

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Adult Joke Sms         

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
Adult Joke Sms         

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Adult Jokes Sms         

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
Adult Kavithai         

En idhayam oru vettru kaagitham poalathaan.
Athil eluthiya kaigalai vida kasakiya kaigalea adhigam...
Adult Sms         

Thirisa idupoaram macham kattava.

Vijay sir athaan naanga Tv laya paarthaachea.
Ennai paar yogam varum............

But

figari paar sogam varum..... 
Adult Sms         

Oru ponnu T shirt la Flight padam print aagi irunthuchu. Atha oru payyan paarthu kita irunthaan. Antha girl sonna ithuku munnadi flighta paarthathea illaya. Athuku avan sonnaan flighta paarthu irukean. Meadu pallammaana Airporta paarthathea illa

Adult Sms         

teacher: tamil moli ya vida siranda moli yethu

student: unga ponnu thean moli
Adult Sms         

son: appada vairu yean ivlo perusa iruku

Amma: appada vaithula kutty yaanai irukuda

son: athaan appa neathu kulikum poathu Thumbikai keela thongunicha..
Adult Sms         

husband: Ennadi maasam maasam Aanurai vaanga 1000 rubaai selavu aaguthu

wife: pesamea unga 'kunji' ya lamination pannidunga...... 
Adult Sms         

Ennaathaan Pombula police irunthaalum. Avanga first night la Husband ta Lathi la adi vaangi Thaan Aaganum..
Adult Sms         

Ennadhaan kalyanathuku 10,000, 20,000 selavu panni dress Eduthaalum 'First night' la 10 Rs jatti kooda poda mudiyaathu.

Adult SMS in English

BUY A SCOOTY ?          

BUY A SCOOTY?..
PICK UP A BEAUTY?
DRINK A FROOTY?.
TAKE HER TO OOTY?
REMOVE HER NIGHTY?
DO UR DUTY?
AFTER 9 MONTHS ?
GET A CUTY ;)
What a New Gen Kids....          

Boy and Gal of 2 Standard ask Teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids???

Teacher replied: NO Never!

Boy said to girl:
See I told you not to worry!
Under Guy's Pant          

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
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?
A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think +VE
Let Me Kiss ur Lips...          

Let me kiss ur Lips
Let me feel ur Teeth
Let me feel ur Tongue.
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This is ur friend PEPSODENT ;)
When Boy Said Ooouchhh...          

Gal: Its 2 tight
Boy: Dont worry,Ill do it slowly
Gal: Push it in
Boy: Ouch.. I can't
Gal: Its painful
Boy: Forget it.
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I'll buy new WEDDING RING!
Junior Needs a Name          

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a JUNIOR needs a name
Line on Gals T-Shirt          

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)
Sardar and Nurse          

Nurse kept Sardar's Finger in her mouth after Blood Test.
After that Sardar start Dancing...
Nurse: Why are you dancing ???
Sardar: Next is my Urine Test ;)

He Was Satisfied         

He came at night
explored my body
got on top of me
touched me, he bite sucked
when he was Satisfied
he left, i was hurt
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
You, Me, Room, Lights Off         

I really deeply wish that...
u r here with me in my room...
on my bed & lights is off...
we get under the cover together...
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?
?
and show u my glow in the dark watch.
Two Friends ?????         

Two Friends went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
You Dirty Mind         

Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home...
Keep ur hand on her neck...
Put ur lips on her lips...
& have a ...
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nice drink...
PEPSI
3 Feelings for a Male         

STRESS is when wife is pregnant...
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant...
PANIC is when both r pregnant... ;-)

Ugadi SMS in English

Memories of moments celebrated together...         

Memories of moments celebrated together...
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever...
Make me Miss You even more this Ugadi.
Hope this Ugadi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
Happy Ugadi.
May This Ugadi be as bright as ever         

May This Ugadi be as bright as ever
May this Ugadi bring joy,
health and wealth to you
May the festival of lights
brighten up you and your
near and dear ones lives
Happy Ugadi To All My Friends         


Happy Ugadi To All My Friends. Ugadi Is The New Year's Day For The People Of Andhra Pradesh And Also For The Telugu People All Over The World. So On That Day Enjoy With Ur Friends, Once Again I Wish U Happy Ugadi
Difficulties In Your Life Do         

Difficulties In Your Life Do Not Come To Destroy U
But To Help U Realize Your Hidden Potential & Powers
Let Difficulties Know That U Are Difficult This Year
Happy Ugadi
Happy Ugadi         

Aik Khubsurti Tazgi Sapna
Ek Khubsurti, Ek Tazgi
Ek Sapna, Ek Sachai
Ek Kalpana, Ek Ahsas
Ek Vishwas, Yahi hai
Achhe Din aur Saal ki Shuruaat
Happy Ugadi
Long Live The Tradition         

Long Live The Tradition Of Hindu Culture And As The Generations Have Passed By Hindu Culture Is Getting Stronger And Stronger Lets Keep It Up. Best Wishes For Ugadi
Happiness As Sweet         

This Ugadi, May You Be Blessed With Good Fortune
As Long As Ganeshji's Trunk, Wealth And Prosperity
As Big As His Stomach, Happiness As Sweet
As His Ladoos And May Your Trouble Be
As Small As His Mouse. Happy Ugadi
Wish You A Very Happy Ugadi         

Wish You A Very Happy Ugadi
As The Candlelight Flame, Ur Life May Always Be Happiness’ Claim
As The Mountain High, U Move Without Sigh
Like The White Linen Flair, Purity Is Always an Affair
As Sunshine Creates Morning Glory, Fragrance Fills Years as Flory
With The Immaculate Eternal Smile, Attached To U Mile after Mile
All Darkness Is Far Away, As Light Is On Its Way
Wish U A Very Happy Ugadi

May This Ugadi        

May This Ugadi
May This Ugadi Be As Bright As Ever
May This Ugadi Bring Joy, Health and Wealth to You
May The Festival of Lights Brighten Up You and Your Near And Dear Ones Lives
May This Ugadi Bring In U the Brightest and Choicest Happiness and Love You Have Ever Wished For
May This Ugadi Bring You the Utmost in Peace and Prosperity
May Lights Triumph Over Darkness.
May Peace Transcend The Earth.
May The Spirit Of Light Illuminate The World.
May The Light That We Celebrate At Ugadi Show Us The Way and Lead Us Together On The Path Of Peace And Social Harmony
Wish You a Very Happy Ugadi
Peace and Prosperity        

Fortunate Is the One Who Has Learned To Admire, But Not To Envy
Good Wishes for a Joyous Ugadi with A Plenty Of Peace And Prosperity.
May God Bless        

May God Bless You With Peace And God Luck And Success This Ugadi And All Through The Year.
One Year Gone        

One Year Gone
One New Year Comes
It Happened So
And it’ll Always Be So
But You Can Make It a Better One
Happy Ugadi
This Ugadi and Always        

Sweet N Sour
Here I am Wishing You Luck
In Every Aspect of Life
This Ugadi and Always
Memories of Moments Celebrated Together        

Memories of Moments Celebrated Together
Moments That Have Been Attached In My Heart, Forever
Make Me Miss You Even More This Ugadi
Hope This Ugadi Brings In Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness For You
Happy Ugadi
May This Ugadi Bring You New        

May This Ugadi Bring You New Spirit
New Beginning
And New Prosperity
Wishing You Happy Ugadi