BUY A SCOOTY ?
BUY A SCOOTY?..
PICK UP A BEAUTY?
DRINK A FROOTY?.
TAKE HER TO OOTY?
REMOVE HER NIGHTY?
DO UR DUTY?
AFTER 9 MONTHS ?
GET A CUTY ;) |
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What a New Gen Kids....
Boy and Gal of 2 Standard ask Teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids???
Teacher replied: NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See I told you not to worry! |
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Under Guy's Pant
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think +VE |
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Let Me Kiss ur Lips...
Let me kiss ur Lips
Let me feel ur Teeth
Let me feel ur Tongue.
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This is ur friend PEPSODENT ;) |
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When Boy Said Ooouchhh...
Gal: Its 2 tight
Boy: Dont worry,Ill do it slowly
Gal: Push it in
Boy: Ouch.. I can't
Gal: Its painful
Boy: Forget it.
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I'll buy new WEDDING RING! |
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Junior Needs a Name
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a JUNIOR needs a name |
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Line on Gals T-Shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) |
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Sardar and Nurse
Nurse kept Sardar's Finger in her mouth after Blood Test.
After that Sardar start Dancing...
Nurse: Why are you dancing ???
Sardar: Next is my Urine Test ;)
He Was Satisfied
He came at night
explored my body
got on top of me
touched me, he bite sucked
when he was Satisfied
he left, i was hurt
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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You, Me, Room, Lights Off
I really deeply wish that...
u r here with me in my room...
on my bed & lights is off...
we get under the cover together...
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and show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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Two Friends ?????
Two Friends went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better." |
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You Dirty Mind
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home...
Keep ur hand on her neck...
Put ur lips on her lips...
& have a ...
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nice drink...
PEPSI |
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3 Feelings for a Male
STRESS is when wife is pregnant...
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant...
PANIC is when both r pregnant... ;-) |
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