Sunday 27 October 2013

Adult SMS in Tamil

Adult Sms          

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!
Adult Joke Sms          

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Adult Jokes Sms          

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
Adult Jokes          

Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
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Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
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Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Adult Joke Sms          

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Adult Joke Sms          

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

Adult Joke Sms         

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Adult Jokes Sms         

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Adult Joke Sms         

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
Adult Joke Sms         

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Adult Jokes Sms         

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
Adult Kavithai         

En idhayam oru vettru kaagitham poalathaan.
Athil eluthiya kaigalai vida kasakiya kaigalea adhigam...
Adult Sms         

Thirisa idupoaram macham kattava.

Vijay sir athaan naanga Tv laya paarthaachea.
Ennai paar yogam varum............

But

figari paar sogam varum..... 
Adult Sms         

Oru ponnu T shirt la Flight padam print aagi irunthuchu. Atha oru payyan paarthu kita irunthaan. Antha girl sonna ithuku munnadi flighta paarthathea illaya. Athuku avan sonnaan flighta paarthu irukean. Meadu pallammaana Airporta paarthathea illa

Adult Sms         

teacher: tamil moli ya vida siranda moli yethu

student: unga ponnu thean moli
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son: appada vairu yean ivlo perusa iruku

Amma: appada vaithula kutty yaanai irukuda

son: athaan appa neathu kulikum poathu Thumbikai keela thongunicha..
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husband: Ennadi maasam maasam Aanurai vaanga 1000 rubaai selavu aaguthu

wife: pesamea unga 'kunji' ya lamination pannidunga...... 
Adult Sms         

Ennaathaan Pombula police irunthaalum. Avanga first night la Husband ta Lathi la adi vaangi Thaan Aaganum..
Adult Sms         

Ennadhaan kalyanathuku 10,000, 20,000 selavu panni dress Eduthaalum 'First night' la 10 Rs jatti kooda poda mudiyaathu.

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